Saturday, April 22, 2006

Just Another Joke!

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his check up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

The doctor said, "Your husband is suffering from a very serious, severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal.

For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And, most importantly, make love to your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim."

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.


wodge said...


Chern Jie said...

Insurance money sure is better than another old fool to take care of, that is, if it's the insurance company are stupid.