Saturday, April 22, 2006

Just Another Joke!

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his check up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

The doctor said, "Your husband is suffering from a very serious, severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal.

For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And, most importantly, make love to your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim."

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.

2 comments:

wodge said...

LOL

Chern Jie said...

Insurance money sure is better than another old fool to take care of, that is, if it's the insurance company are stupid.