Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Get to know yourself better

The following is a result by an online survey.
Your view on yourself:

You are a fucking piece of shit. You should have never been born. Having to kill you is a waste of energy. The best thing to do is to throw yourself into the fire or something in order to minimize work of the people who may have to handle your dead body after you die.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

Since you have such a perfect body, with six pack and all those shit, and because of the fact that you are the most handsome yet straight guy in the world, you deserve to have a girlfriend like Jessica Alba or Ella Koon. In fact, since you are such a sweet guy, you should have both of them, at the same time, on the same bed. You don't judge a book by its cover... no wait, what the fuck does that even mean? Of course you should choose the girl with bigger tits.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to know less about a person before you screw her. In fact, you prefer not knowing her at all.

The seriousness of your love:

You are very serious about love, you do not flirt and you insist not to have sex before marriage. However all the girls around you are trying to get you to bed, which makes it really difficult for you to find true love.

Your views on education:

Education is about knowing how to make yourself feel better after not attending lectures. Actually it is not too hard because most of the lectures are boring and useless. The University of Manchester was looking for ways to cut costs, and one of the strategies they adopted was: Let's hire lecturers and tutors who can't fucking speak English!

The right job for you:

1.         Pimp

2.         Porn star

3.         Model for underwear

4.         Any job that has nothing to do with Engineering (your Major)

How do you view success?

No idea cause it never appeared in your life.

What are you most afraid of?

Beautiful women, erectile malfunction, white chocolate, beautiful women. (Beautiful women are so evil I have to count them twice)

Who is your true self:

An extremely good guy that girls do everything to try to sleep with and the next day show off to their schoolmates.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

this is very depressing...this is sad..i mean really im a little self conscience but this is jus wrong and i cant beleive any one feels this way and i thought i was bad!!!!!!!!!!!-UNKNOWN